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13 Elegant Ways to Commit Suicide by Harold Meyers
13 Elegant Ways to Commit Suicide by Harold Meyers





Skyler's classmates rallied around her memory, condemning the fecalphobes who they figured had taunted her as she took repeated trips to life's turd buffet. So they went public with the note, outing their poop-loving daughter to the community as to shed light on those still persecuted.

13 Elegant Ways to Commit Suicide by Harold Meyers 13 Elegant Ways to Commit Suicide by Harold Meyers

Who knows, maybe it was her shame over this unusual habit that pushed her over the edge. And since death is no time to judge a person, Skyler's mother and father and three brothers openly embraced what they believed to be their beloved's love affair with poo. The family thus were led to believe that Skyler suffered from Coprophilia, or a fetish for eating human feces.

13 Elegant Ways to Commit Suicide by Harold Meyers

To make things worse, the devastating last line of her note, "I'M FINISHED WITH YOUR SHIT" was put down so sloppily that her family read it as, "I'M FAMISHED FOR MORE SHIT."







13 Elegant Ways to Commit Suicide by Harold Meyers